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WhiteParent : “If someone hits you , go tell the teacher"
BlackParent : “IF SOMEONE HITS YOU , YOU HIT THEY ASS BACK!”
WhiteParent : “go in ur room & think about what you've did”
BlackParent : “go to ur damn room &' get ready this ass whoopin .”
WhiteParent : “Good morning, time for school”
BlackParent : “Getcha ass up, don’t miss that damn bus”
WhiteParent : “we’re heading to the store, u can pick 1 thing from the toy isle”
BlackParent : “We bouta go to the store , don’t ask for SHIT !”
WhiteParent : “please stop crying .”
BlackParent : ”What u cryin' for? shut-up before I give you somthin to cry about
WhiteParent : “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!”
BlackParent : “Who won ?”
WhiteParent : “I’m sending you to therapy”
BlackParent: “Imma knock some sense into you”
WhiteParent : “Are you havin sex?”
BlackParent : ”you better not be fucking , cuz i ain’t raising no grand-babies . If you is you betta wrap that shit up , don't bring no kids home. ”
the greatest part? im white, but my parents say alllll the black things : D
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Keanu Reeves is a vampire. →
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